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THE DARJEELING LIMITED:
“I love you…
BUT I’M GONNA MACE YOU IN THE FACE.”

FANTASTIC MR. FOX:
“I love you…
BUT I SHOULDN’T HAVE MARRIED YOU.”

MOONRISE KINGDOM:
“I love you…
BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.”

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