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  • "I'm glad they don't make Fruit by the Feet, because I couldn't possibly stuff much more into my mouth," I said lyingly. 5 days ago
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  • As I sat on the toilet I was attacked by a wasp. It was scary, but killing him really sped things up. 1 week ago
  • Not to brag, but one time I lost very respectably to a chess grandmaster and didn't make fun of how nerdy he was for many seconds. 1 week ago

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