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Best war movie ever. Ever.

The Oscar that Steven Spielberg received for best director instead of Terrence Malick hangs upside down. The Oscar for Best Picture given to Shakespeare in Love will be smelted and recast into the most inglorious gold-plated britannium object ever.

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  • "I'm glad they don't make Fruit by the Feet, because I couldn't possibly stuff much more into my mouth," I said lyingly. 1 day ago
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  • As I sat on the toilet I was attacked by a wasp. It was scary, but killing him really sped things up. 3 days ago
  • Not to brag, but one time I lost very respectably to a chess grandmaster and didn't make fun of how nerdy he was for many seconds. 5 days ago

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