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Best war movie ever. Ever.

The Oscar that Steven Spielberg received for best director instead of Terrence Malick hangs upside down. The Oscar for Best Picture given to Shakespeare in Love will be smelted and recast into the most inglorious gold-plated britannium object ever.

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