Don’t Trust Tom Waits

“The other day, I overheard my older kids talking to my younger boy and they were saying ‘don’t ever, don’t EVER ask Dad to help you with your homework.’ They said I made up a war once.”

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One thought on “Don’t Trust Tom Waits

  1. If I were telling this story, I would have gone on and described everything instead of using that one perfect phrase, “They said I made up a war once.”

    That’s probably my favorite phrase in the language.

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