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  • Morther : mor thur : adv : like farther but more, more than. Coined by Archer (age 6).

“I have morther gold stickers.”

  • Lasterday : last ur day : noun/adj/adv : in the recent past. Coined by Jaiken (age 4)

“But he got to sit there lasterday.”

  • Barsting : bar sting : noun/adj : really extremely hot/cold. Etymology: bear sting, meaning big ouchie. Coined by myself and brother Bray many many moons ago.

“Man, it’s barsting out there, grab your coat.”

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