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  • Wife: What are you working on? Me: My blood alcohol level. Wife: ... Me: BaDum TSS!* *[me falling into drumkit] 43 minutes ago
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  • With zero ability or desire to follow directions and total lack in all technical skills, you too could learn to cook/whatever just like me. 2 weeks ago
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