3 thoughts on “The Proper Placement of Toilet Paper

  1. Gospel truth indeed. My wife and I rekindled our longstanding disagreement on this issue over your post.

  2. It’s amazing how poorly we do on such little things. I’ve often thought of doing a series of post on how to do things efficiently. Things like drying your hands in a public restroom. Most people grab a wad of paper towels and swab their hands before grabbing another hand full.

    People: after rinsing your hands, sling your hands thrice over the sink, take two towels to dab clean. Perhaps a third towel will be necessary if you’re in an airport and the towels are thinner than a raunchy negligee.

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