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If you don’t laugh at this you aren’t very human.
Here are all my political thoughts from the year:
My Civic Duty:
I believe that voting is your civic duty, far under watching baseball but just above taking out the trash and often times I get those last two mixed up.
I One Up The Religious Right:
Whenever someone tells me that won’t vote for the lesser of two evils, but only for the principled nominee I always one up them by telling them I write in Jesus’s name and vote for Him.
On February 15th I predicted the next president of America. Keep in mind that this was before both nominees were chosen.
The Veils are currently attempting to save Rock N Roll (again) and they have requested the following prayer to be recited:
“Dear Lord, You are handsome. Please watch over The Veils and guide them towards perfection much in the way you did with Gian Lorenzo Bernini & The Killers first album. They are really excellent people and they deserve a break. Thanks also for Walruses. What’s up with that! You are REALLY awesome.”
Filmmaker David Fincher’s newest Nike commercial featuring (along with LT) Troy Polamalu
This Nike commercial is also sweet.
“I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs, and I will shout it from the rooftops.”
–Stephen King, On Writing