Laughing is Infectious

If you don’t laugh at this you aren’t very human.

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Apathy 08 : Omnibus

Here are all my political thoughts from the year:

Obama’s slogan.

My Civic Duty:

I believe that voting is your civic duty, far under watching baseball but just above taking out the trash and often times I get those last two mixed up.

Buymyvote dot com.

I One Up The Religious Right:

Whenever someone tells me that won’t vote for the lesser of two evils, but only for the principled nominee I always one up them by telling them I write in Jesus’s name and vote for Him.

The Day I Lost My Faith in the American System.

The Presidential Candidate in 12 years.

On February 15th I predicted the next president of America. Keep in mind that this was before both nominees were chosen.

A Prayer for The Veils

The Veils are currently attempting to save Rock N Roll (again) and they have requested the following prayer to be recited:

“Dear Lord, You are handsome. Please watch over The Veils and guide them towards perfection much in the way you did with Gian Lorenzo Bernini & The Killers first album. They are really excellent people and they deserve a break. Thanks also for Walruses. What’s up with that! You are REALLY awesome.”