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  • Allissa Milano emailed me once.
  • My wife’s college roommate was kicked in the head by Alanis Morissette after calling her a “Pizza Face”.
  • My brother, during the 2000 Presidential Election, invited candidate and multi-millionaire Steve Forbes to Taco Bell and offered to pay.

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  • My profile will forever be 80% complete and Facebook hates me for it. Might start a group. 9 hours ago
  • Stop Asking About My Education, Facebook, the Answer Is Still "Yes Please" 9 hours ago
  • As I sat on the toilet I was attacked by a wasp. It was scary, but killing him really sped things up. 1 day ago
  • Not to brag, but one time I lost very respectably to a chess grandmaster and didn't make fun of how nerdy he was for many seconds. 3 days ago
  • When will Science tell me that white bread is healthy than that gross grainy stuff? I really want to look down on you people. 3 days ago

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