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Brushes With Fame

My wife’s college roommate was kicked in the head by Alanis Morissette after calling her a “Pizza Face”.

My brother, during the 2000 Presidential Election, invited candidate and multi-millionaire Steve Forbes to Taco Bell and offered to pay.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making us believe superhero films could be realistic. 3 months ago
Ugh, I just heard a store playing some Cyber Monday music. 3 months ago
"You get a flower girl. You get a flower girl. Ever Bah Dee Gets Sa Flowah Gaaaarl" -weddings these days 3 months ago
The Black Friday sale in this store is insane! Everything's a dollar. EVERYTHING! The name of the store is Everything's a Dollar. 3 months ago
I like to point out that the musical acts in the parade are lip-synching. Sorry if you're the sort that wants to kill me & is married to me. 3 months ago