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Brushes With Fame

My wife’s college roommate was kicked in the head by Alanis Morissette after calling her a “Pizza Face”.

My brother, during the 2000 Presidential Election, invited candidate and multi-millionaire Steve Forbes to Taco Bell and offered to pay.

"I'm glad they don't make Fruit by the Feet, because I couldn't possibly stuff much more into my mouth," I said lyingly. 4 days ago
My profile will forever be 80% complete and Facebook hates me for it. Might start a group. 5 days ago
Stop Asking About My Education, Facebook, the Answer Is Still "Yes Please" 5 days ago
As I sat on the toilet I was attacked by a wasp. It was scary, but killing him really sped things up. 6 days ago
Not to brag, but one time I lost very respectably to a chess grandmaster and didn't make fun of how nerdy he was for many seconds. 1 week ago