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Brushes With Fame

My wife’s college roommate was kicked in the head by Alanis Morissette after calling her a “Pizza Face”.

My brother, during the 2000 Presidential Election, invited candidate and multi-millionaire Steve Forbes to Taco Bell and offered to pay.

For the low cost of solving World Hunger you can support Politics! 1 day ago
My wife thinks I'm doing a Jim Gaffigan routine, but I'm actually just repeating the word vodka in my happy voice. 3 weeks ago
My wife is in the Baby-Wants-Chinese-Food Trimester. 3 weeks ago
Wife: What are you working on? Me: My blood alcohol level. Wife: ... Me: BaDum TSS!* *[me falling into drumkit] 1 month ago
What do you call it when you use bourbon instead of vodka in a Bloody Mary? Oh yeah, an alcoholic. Right. 1 month ago