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Brushes With Fame

My wife’s college roommate was kicked in the head by Alanis Morissette after calling her a “Pizza Face”.

My brother, during the 2000 Presidential Election, invited candidate and multi-millionaire Steve Forbes to Taco Bell and offered to pay.

My profile will forever be 80% complete and Facebook hates me for it. Might start a group. 9 hours ago
Stop Asking About My Education, Facebook, the Answer Is Still "Yes Please" 9 hours ago
As I sat on the toilet I was attacked by a wasp. It was scary, but killing him really sped things up. 1 day ago
Not to brag, but one time I lost very respectably to a chess grandmaster and didn't make fun of how nerdy he was for many seconds. 3 days ago
When will Science tell me that white bread is healthy than that gross grainy stuff? I really want to look down on you people. 3 days ago