Insult Like Shake-spear, Thou Spleeny Tardy-Gaited Flirt-Gill
October 25, 2011 in Commentary
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October 25, 2011 at 10:02 pm
Huff
Thank you so very much for this. This has to be the best thing I’ve seen on the inter-web since… since… ??? =D
October 25, 2011 at 10:14 pm
Huff
Huff reblogged this on A Smile Like The Sun and commented: I am totally blown away by the complete and utter awesomeness of this treasure. It will certainly make insulting someone all the more fun. I think I’m going to find someone right now to pick a fight with just so I can “Shake-spear” them.
October 25, 2011 at 11:25 pm
Gillian Colbert
Hilarious, love it. It reminds me of something my guy once said about developing the perfect insult … you can put anything in front of “ass bitch” or behind “bitch ass.” For example, punk ass bitch, trite ass bitch or bitch ass coward, bitch ass ho etc, etc.
I’ll be adding a few of these to my repertoire.
October 26, 2011 at 2:53 am
kazigrrl
I will hide quaking from your sight until you simmer down, thou saucy sheep-biting lewdster!!!
~Kazi xxx
October 29, 2011 at 2:55 pm
Remy
“Thou deboshed fish, thou” has been a ready epithet from me for years. This chart is helping me branch out.
November 5, 2011 at 12:41 am
Legal Alien
This is fabulous and will provide me with a lifetime of entertainment. Though an insult does not spring to mind immediately. I’m gonna see if I can turn the hubby on by calling him a ‘villainous full-gorged horn-beast’. I reckon he’ll fall for it, cos he’s pretty kinky like that ;-)
November 7, 2011 at 5:02 pm
Matt
This is pure amazing.