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Show them ferocity
swinging my broadsword all day
my loincloth bristling.

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Chicks in chainmail love
my buttery pectorals
in eye-popping 3D

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Hair: long and flowing
Chest: torqued and rippled
Mind: tortured at the thought of loss

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