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  • Guys. loving the Great Gatsby fanfic. So wry and scathing and bratty. Keep it com -oh wait this is normal for twitter isn't it? 13 hours ago
  • If a bunch of crows is called a murder and it's a pride of lions, then I think a bunch of white girls is annoying. 15 hours ago
  • If HBO ever buys the rights to my tweets I'll be making some serious coin, mostly nickles. 16 hours ago
  • I bet the thing that terrorists like the most is how they got us all saying "I ATE THE BONES" 17 hours ago
  • You would think that drinking Coors Light from a plastic Iron Man cup would be gross, but really nobody likes a smarty pants, okay? 1 day ago

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