There are many Humorous Caption Contests, ranging from The New Yorker to Cinematical, but I thought we’d try a different slant. Let’s try a caption contest whose goal is to provide an erudite quip, a recondite comment, a pretentious aphorism.
I won’t necessarily penalize for humor, but I’m looking for arrogant, show-off-y knowledge and/or obscure, artistic references, et cetera. I’m not above sending out a prize for the best one, but for now we’ll consider recognition as suitable enough reward. The contest will go for one week, after which (next Wednesday) I’ll declare a winner from the suggestions posted in the comment section and provide another picture to flout our obnoxiousness over.
The frame is from Krzysztof Kieslowski’s brilliant “Amator” (poorly translated as Camera Buff):


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August 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Brian Murnion
“Malick has nothing on natural lighting.”
or
“Shooting JFK with good intentions.”
or
“Yes dear, but the Tykwer’s have a model that records at 24 frames a second?”
or
“48 hour film festivals are for Czech Republicans.”
August 26, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Remy
Very nice. The last two are my favorites.
August 26, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Josh Stevenson
“I am measuring the distance between us in film.”
August 26, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Josh Stevenson
“You’re giving me the look you gave me when I told you that Bunuel changed my life.”
August 26, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Josh Stevenson
“I’m recreating Welle’s best opening shot, except that I and the camera are still. The city swirls around us.”
August 26, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Josh Stevenson
“Every Thursday, after you told me, I put my wedding ring on the wrong hand, to remember.”
August 26, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Brian Murnion
Nice one with Bunuel. He came to mind when I was looking at this image. With Filip using only one eye and all.
August 26, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Matt
I’m seeing improvements with your blog….. well done…. you get a cookie!!
August 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm
spairo
1. Mehr licht!
2. Schrodinger forgot about x-ray technology. Now I’ll be able to see his damn cat.
August 27, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Patrick
“75 zloty doesn’t go very far at Tarkovsky’s garage sales”
August 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Phil
“Is that your Brownie I smell?”
or
“With my new lens, I’ll show them who’s a wee little man.”
August 28, 2009 at 12:12 am
Matthew N. Petersen
March 2010: The Making of Ingmar Bergman’s “Face to Face.”