10. Tim Tebow doesn’t wear shoulderpads, those are his shoulders.
9. We all know Tim Tebow performed circumcisions while on the mission field this summer, what we didn’t hear is that he performed them by throwing spirals twenty yards away.
8. Tim Tebow’s DNA is in bold type
7. Tim Tebow doesn’t get sacked, a sack gets Tim Tebowed.
6. Tim Tebow’s skinflakes are a source of nutrition called Vitamin T, it is banned by all major sports.
5. Tim Tebow does not put his pants on one leg at a time.
4. When Tim Tebow was born he crossed the “goal line” dragging two nurses and a doctor with one of his mom’s kidneys tucked under his arm.
3. When coaches form T’s with their hands they’re actually calling for Tim Tebow, which stops the game in honor of his football prowess.
2. When Urban Meyer asked Tim Tebow if he wanted to play for the Florida Gators, Tim Tebow misunderstood, he agreed because he wanted to play with Florida Gators.
and the number one reason why Tim Tebow is a Man and You Are Not…
1. He is Tim Tebow and you are not.
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August 20, 2009 at 8:18 am
Cristian
Greatest cartoon I have ever read!
August 20, 2009 at 10:09 pm
alguycs
Nice. Even though I’m an Alabama fan I have to say “he is like a man among boys”. It may sound strange but i’m glad he chose the Gators instead of Bama because we might still be stuck with Mike Shula otherwise.
August 20, 2009 at 10:19 pm
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December 9, 2009 at 6:45 am
RJ
you guys are morons, Tebow Blow!!!!!!!!! Cj Spiller should be sitting in his seat a t the heisman