Charlie Bit Me

Apathy ‘08: I One Up the Religious Right

Whenever someone tells me that won’t vote for the lesser of two evils, but only for the principled nominee I always one up them by telling them I write in Jesus’s name and vote for Him.

I

“wanna hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up”

-The National, Slow Show

Six Word Stories

For sell: baby shoes, never worn.
- Ernest Hemingway

From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.
- Gregory Maguire

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore

Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
- Eileen Gunn

Also: Six Word Memoirs

(Fav: Wasn’t noticed so I painted trains -Mare 139)