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oh, forgive me For Whom the Bell Tolls,
oh, forgive me Man who walked on water,
oh, forgive me little old woman who lived in a shoe,
oh, forgive me the mountain that roared at midnight,
oh, forgive me the dumb sounds of night and day and death,
oh, forgive me the death of the last beautiful panther,
oh, forgive me all the sunken ships and defeated armies,
this is my first FAX POEM.
It’s too late:
I have been
smitten.

[faxed to his publisher 18 days before death]

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or Listen to Tom Waits read Bukowski’s The Laughing Heart

In some ways J.J. Abrams broke the franchise with his contribution to the franchise. When he set up the impossible infiltration scene, the bread, butter and staple of such films, but then skipped it, jumping to its frenzied, improvised escape, the world was forever changed. To go back as though it never happened, to depict every little impossible scenario, feels tired now. The individual pieces are great, the skyscraper scene, the climactic battle, but the string tying them together is lacking.

The Leipzig–Jakarta list is a 100-word word list used by linguists to test the degree of chronological separation of languages by comparing words that are resistant to borrowing.

  • ant
  • arm/hand
  • ash
  • back
  • big
  • bird
  • to bite
  • bitter
  • black
  • blood
  • to blow
  • bone
  • breast
  • to burn (intransitive)
  • to carry
  • child (reciprocal of parent)
  • to come
  • to crush/to grind
  • to cry/to weep
  • to do/to make
  • dog
  • drink
  • ear
  • to eat
  • egg
  • eye
  • to fall
  • far
  • fire
  • fish
  • flesh/meat
  • fly
  • to give
  • to go
  • good
  • hair
  • hard
  • he/she/it/him/her
  • to hear
  • heavy
  • to hide
  • to hit/to beat
  • horn
  • house
  • I/me
  • in
  • knee
  • to know
  • to laugh
  • leaf
  • leg/foot
  • liver
  • long
  • louse
  • mouth
  • name
  • navel
  • neck
  • new
  • night
  • nose
  • not
  • old
  • one
  • rain
  • red
  • root
  • rope
  • to run
  • salt
  • sand
  • to say
  • to see
  • shade/shadow
  • skin/hide
  • small
  • smoke
  • soil
  • to stand
  • star
  • stone/rock
  • to suck
  • sweet
  • tail
  • to take
  • thick
  • thigh
  • this
  • to tie
  • tongue
  • tooth
  • water
  • what?
  • who?
  • wide
  • wind
  • wing
  • wood
  • yesterday
  • you (singular)

 

 

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Martial 1.101 by David Ferry

First Miracle by A.E. Stallings + a line:

“Nothing but the white vowels of the wind”

Lost to View by Stephen Edgar

Also be sure to read Clive James’ excellent essay on technique

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  2. 10 Things about Tim Tebow: 35,149
  3. The Seven Deadly Sins of Spongebob: 25,316
  4. This Is What A Shaved Bear Looks Like: 22,261
  5. Glitter and Doom : Tom Waits : Live: 22,133
  6. Batman 3 Poster: 20,851
  7. Julian Beever : Sidewalk Art: 18,396
  8. Indiana Jones by Another Name: 17,730
  9. Dreams of Flying: Jan Von Holleben: 16,719
  10. Art I Like : Gustav Klimt: 15,388
  11. Listen to Dirty Projectors : NPR: 15,199
  12. Ellen Page : X-Men: 314,290
  13. 10 Reasons Why Tim Tebow is a Man and You Are Not: 13,297
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  17. You’re the Best Around : Karate Kid: 8,079
  18. Trees Do Amazing Things: 7,252
  19. Art I Like : Martin Schongauer : Temptation of St. Anthony: 6,753
  20. Art I Like : MC Escher: 6,722

 

AS OF : 1/1/12

  1. batman 3 : 40,964
  2. tim tebow : 36,273
  3. julian beever : 34,040
  4. tom waits : 22,854
  5. spongebob : 17,737
  6. matthew mcconaughey : 13,796
  7. dirty projectors : 13,124
  8. shaved bear : 12,481
  9. amazing photography : 11,135
  10. sidewalk art : 10,900
  11. ellen page : 9,105
  12. joanna newsom : 8,479
  13. neko case : 8,336
  14. trees : 7,977
  15. amazing things : 7,557
  16. ashton kutcher : 6,019
  17. martin schongauer : 5,405
  18. gustav klimt : 5,179
  19. mark tansey : 5,128
  20. 3d art : 4,581

AS OF : 1/1/12

Fit

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Or Not

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What I Said When She Announced She Was Pregnant/Irascible/Leaving

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If

e

What I Said When She Announced She Could Speak Spanish

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The Next Thing I Said When She Announced She Could Speak Spanish

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What Jose Said When I Mis-Sang the First Line of the National Anthem

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Nought

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One Letter Poems by Aaron Belz

The Needle Thief Dreams of Spears

a Twittah Novel by Remy Wilkins

1 “Hello, anybody here?” No sound. I enter anyway. I’m buds with Tom and Peggy, they won’t mind. I’m just returning a book.

2 I place the book on the kitchen table. Leaving I see a chocolate cake. They won’t mind. Plate-Fork-Knife-Slice of Cake.

3 Getting milk, I see a tupperware of braised pork, potatoes, green beans. No one wants leftovers. Only one serving anyway.

4 Forgot to lock the door. Shut the curtains too. Just cause Tom left it open for me doesn’t mean he wants weirdos here too.

5At the stove to caramelize onions. But uncorking a Malbec, I spill on my shirt. Unacceptable, gotta look nice if Tom returns.

6 Nice bathroom. Almost scrub out wine. Shirt is posh w/pink stripe. Shower has 3 heads. I hit it before my afternoon din-din.

7 Once showered I hear the doorknob rattling. I call the cops, find a towel the size of a bed, doublewrap myself and descend.

8 The thief picks the lock, I hide. I yell and dive at his knees when he enters. I mean she. Thief knocked out by hall table.

9 Thief dressed in business casual. Odd, but no time to think. Gotta call the fire department. Caramelized onion kitchen fire.

10 Cops arrive after fire dept. Useless jerks. I see Tom and Peg standing next door. They musta moved over the weekend. Crap.

11 I grab the book off the table. Running through the smoke, I exit out the back. Decide to save a really nice potted ficus.

12 Hope the CSI unit doesn’t DNA test. Shoulda poured Clorex down the shower drain to be safe. Wish I’d double flushed too.

13 Through a window I climb into Tom’s new house. Return the book. Then grab an overcoat to wear home. Check for undies too.

14 From Tom’s bedroom window I see them putting the thief/homeowner in the ambulance. No way can Tom fit into these corduroys.

15 With a new pair of pants, shoes, overcoat and ficus plant I slip out into the commotion. Wait, that’s not Tom. Where am I?

 

Follow me on the Twittah

NEW YEAR’S RULIN’S 1942

1. WORK MORE AND BETTER
2. WORK BY A SCHEDULE
3. WASH TEETH IF ANY
4. SHAVE
5. TAKE BATH
6. EAT GOOD – FRUIT – VEGETABLES – MILK
7. DRINK VERY SCANT IF ANY
8. WRITE A SONG A DAY
9. WEAR CLEAN CLOTHES – LOOK GOOD
10. SHINE SHOES
11. CHANGE SOCKS
12. CHANGE BED CLOTHES OFTEN
13. READ LOTS GOOD BOOKS
14. LISTEN TO RADIO A LOT
15. LEARN PEOPLE BETTER
16. KEEP RANCHO CLEAN
17. DON’T GET LONESOME
18. STAY GLAD
19. KEEP HOPING MACHINE RUNNING
20. DREAM GOOD
21. BANK ALL EXTRA MONEY
22. SAVE DOUGH
23. HAVE COMPANY BUT DON’T WASTE TIME
24. SEND MARY AND KIDS MONEY
25. PLAY AND SING GOOD
26. DANCE BETTER
27. HELP WIN WAR – BEAT FASCISM
28. LOVE MAMA
29. LOVE PAPA
30. LOVE PETE
31. LOVE EVERYBODY
32. MAKE UP YOUR MIND
33. WAKE UP AND FIGHT

 

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  • I am really sorry for abbreviating "seriously" with "serz". So stupid. I can't believe I did it, for serz. 9 hours ago
  • @AndrewStanton What's yer fav handholding scene in a nonanimated film? 11 hours ago
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